My Rubbish 3

- "Feeling and longing are the motive forces behind all human endeavor and human creation" Albet Enistein.

- You had me from... Hello!

- I'm currently reading: The Snow Flower And The Secret Fan. By Lisa See.

- My bestfriend gave birth to a cute twins, they're sooo beautiful mashallah :)

- In the battle of sexes, attack is the best form of defence!

- Sometimes, you have to be crule to be nice!

- "It's always with the best intentions that the worst work is done" Pablo Picasso.

- Do you remember the anime version of Hans Christian Anderson's >>The Little Mermaid<< I still watch this cartoon!! I'm so inlove with it. I've had it since I was 5. You do the math.

- I went with my dear friend to Andalusia cafe. The owner is Ahmed Shuqairi. Ring any bell?? yep, he's the >>Khawater<< guy! while we were eating, guess who came in to check that's everything was ok?? yesssss, it was him (heart) isn't he cute, sexy, well-educated, handsome or what? ;) I know I know.. Don't give me this look, i know he's married with children. God bless them :)

- I want this Special Edition >>RED ipod nano<< -By the way, it's a - >>(PRODUCT) RED<<

I think it's sexy, I like Red, it's my fav color!

What the..??

My cell was ringing..... Unknown number...
uffff, it's been a while now with unknown numbers!! annoying stupid guys :
I usually don't answer them, but I did this time.. I was waiting for my classmate to call.

Me: Alo?

Stupid guy: Alo? (silly, I know!)

Me: Yes?

Stupid guy: Al Salam 3alaikom (yukh voice)

Me: O 3alaikom al salam.

Stupid guy: Kaifek?? *as if he knows me very well*

Me: Meen??!!! *very annoyed*

Stupid guy: Meen?? heh!! *proudly now* ma3aki AL GALB AL SHUJA3!!

*Brave heart??!!!* LOL

What the hell is WRONG WITH Saudis and STUPID nicknames?!!

Wallah I remember a few moths a go, I was with la familia in the car and the FM was on, there was this guy calling from Saudi and when they asked him for his name and he said..

*drum rolls*


AL '6AB AL 3ASHEG!!!

LOL, are these people for reall?!! :P

I think I wrote this on someone's blog!

Eid Mubarak :D

Ewww!!

I had a car accident 3 days ago!! :( I was on my way home back from the University. I was listening to my sister's ipod. The road was jammed. The cars were bearly moving!

SUDDENLEY, I smelled FART! seriously, a really baaaad FART!! there was no one but my driver and I. The car smelled really BAD!
I couldn't breathe. I was like:
What the hell is that smell??!! ufffffffff *how could he just FART!*

The next thing I knew, we bumped into a green Mercedes! I lost my balance, but thank God I was okay & the driver as well. The strange thing now, that my driver didn't get out of the car to check the damage!! he just looked at me (all sweaty) and said: Euphoria, I'm sick!!

I was horrified, OMG!!! what should I do? what should I do?

The Mercedes guy came to us, and he was yelling at me driver: are you BLIND?!
My driver didn't bother to answer, he was REALLY SICK!! so we were waiting for the Police for like 10 minutes (remember the street was jammed) and for sure the accident made it hell worse! so the Mercedes guy decided to move the cars to the Samba parking lot.

While waiting the Police, the guy was staring ALL the time at me! then, he wanted a close-up look, so he came to my driver's window an said: Al Salam Alaikum! I need your Dad's number and name, please! *still staring*
Then, he gave me his Business card:

Ali Al Ghamdi,
Ma2zoon shar3i. LOOL (I think it's a curse!! now i'll never get married) *sniffing*

When the Policeman arrived, my driver had to get out of the car (you know, it's not the U.S.A) and when he did, I smelled that FART smell again!! you know what?! it was hell worse!! it was like a fresh SHIT smell!!
People, I think he shit on his pants! the smell was horrible!! YUCK!!

Dad called: Are you ok?? was he driving fast? speeding?? blah blah..
Mom called: Are you ok?? are you ok?? are you ok?? blah bla...
Dad called: I'm sending you another driver right now, don't forget to pick up your sister from the school.
Mom: don't worry about you sister being late, I already called your uncle's driver, he'll pick her up.

I called my friends. (because the Uni is only 10 minutes away!)

R's cell: not available.
Z's cell: not available.

*God, what should I do? the road is jammed! the driver won't be here for atleast 45 minutes*

I called his sister: Hi, how are you? are you still at the Uni?? oh good, I had an accident nxt to Samba bank, can you pick me up? good, thanks.

10 minutes and thank God she was there :)

It turned out that my driver had a baaaad Diarrhea!!
He ate Indian food the day before, LOoOL :P

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I'm trying to post, but Blooger.com is going CRAZY!!

How?

"How shall I lose the sin, yet keep the sense, and love th'offender, yet detest th'offence?"

~Alexander Pope.

Ramadan Kareem :)

Happy Ramadan everyone, may Allah accept our deeds :)

P.S. Happy Saudi National Day! :D